Penis Sexorcism

I never know what to say to girls Other guys seem to have no problem at all. They approach a girl, full of confidence, throw out  a cheesy chat up line and the girls are hooked It doesn’t work like that for me. Even when I try chat-up lines guaranteed to work 100% of the…

Young Hitler

In-car electronics are getting more and more sophisticated German car makers Mercedes, for instance, have introduced a Collision-Prevent-Assist-System in their vehicles that does exactly what the name implies. When the car’s CPAS senses danger ahead, it automatically brakes But what if the system was able to make judgements about the danger ahead? Some german students…

Demolition Fail, Twice

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness (Oscar Wilde – The Importance of Being Ernest) Likewise  . . . To demolish the wrong house may be regarded as a misfortune;; to demolish another house wrongly the following day looks like carelessness Rather than try for 3rd…

No Babies, No Cry

Proof that there is indeed a God who listens to our prayers Two Airlines are offering child-free areas on their planes (http://tinyurl.com/mt72z5l) It costs a little extra, of course, but it’s a price many passengers may be willing to pay to ensure a flight undisturbed by screaming kids !

Grave Error

Family reunions can be awkward at times None more so, perhaps, than when your son thinks he has buried you To be fair to Sharolyn Jackson’s son, though, he was working from a photograph when he identified her body to the police Perhaps she’s just not photogenic ? http://tinyurl.com/lohowms

Money, Money, Money . . . in a Bin Bag

Yorkshire police are appealing to the public for help after a bin bag containing thousands of £s was left outside a disused vicarage. Detective Inspector Andrea Kell, of York CID, said: “This is a very unusual find which remains unexplained and we would like to find out where the money came from . . .…

Get Ahead, Get an Education

Education is often viewed as a ‘passport’ to a better place, a better life. If you want to get on in life . . . I don’t need to finish the mantra. You all know how it goes Education is often presented as the means to escape from a impoverished environment. Go to school, work…